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A newsletter of things to do when you are bored.

September, 1999 vol.1

Contents  
Last week Page 1
This week Page 2
readers responces Page 3

Last Week

  • lists, madlibs, and more!
  • Automatically creates free Internet April Fools jokes for you to play on a friend. Creates gag web pages or emails: personalized headline news story, inheritance notification, Internet Indecency Committee warning, e-mail addict notice, and more.
  • - On a whim, Patrick Combs deposited into his bank's ATM machine one of those "fake" checks you get in a junk mail letter, never expecting it to get cashed. But, to his surprise, they did cash it. That was only the beginning of his fascinating true story. Hear his amazing saga from beginning to end.
  • - You may be owed unclaimed money by the government. Search the FindCash database of over 11 million names for FREE to see if you name is on the list. This money can come from such sources as old bank accounts, wills, insurance, tax refunds, and previous employeers.
  • - Fill out a short 1 minute online form and get the chance to win free trips to places like Hawaii, Mexico, Jamaica, Paris, Australia and Aruba.
  • - Take a very clever 12 question test to see how smart you are.
  • - Subscribe for free to daily email magazines such as Laff A Day (Jokes), Dear Abby (Advice), Daily Horoscopes, Pet Connection, Entertainment Today, Bizarre News, Wrestling News (WWF, WCW & NWO), Film & TV Quotes, Time Capsules (Significant Events on This Day in History), The Daily Recipe, & Quote of the Day.
  • - A witty, philosophical, "who would win" debate about: Zack Morris vs. Ferris Bueller, Scrooge McDuck vs. Montgomery Burns, Inspector Gadget vs. Maxwell Smart, M.C. Hammer vs. Vanilla Ice, and Michael Meyers vs. Billy Loomis. A new battle is added every 2 weeks.
  • - More than two years ago, an 11 year old named Arthur wrote and published his now famous "Arthur's Child Abuse Homepage." He took the San Diego Family Court to task and he severely criticized a lazy, incompetent, corrupted judge and an infamously evil attorney the court had appointed to represent him and his sister, Megan. His story has appeared on Hard Copy and in the LA Times.
  • - Searches the Internet for movie reviews for the movie of your choice. Usually gives over 50 different reviews to read.
  • - Free mail order catalogs. Over 300 catalogs available: gifts, electronics, sports, travel, clothing, entertainment, hobbies, automotive, and more.
  • - Instant online astrology readings. Free sample reading.
  • - Celebrity Gossip, Interviews, and Entertainment News.
  • - True stories of stupid things people do that got them killed.
  • - Send a free virtual flower bouquet.
  • - Thousands of top 10 lists of web sites in every imaginable category.
  • - Dozens of online test that you can take for free: personality, IQ, emotional states, career, stress, lifestyle, dating, and many others.
  • - read and solve a new mystery on-line weekly. , Checkers, Blackjack, Backgammon, Bridge, Gin, Go Fish, Poker, Fantasy Football, Fantasy Baseball, Stock Market Challenge, and more.
  • calling cards, mouse pads, food, perfumes, magazines, clothing, and more.
  • - Read hundreds of TV and Movie scripts: Seinfeld, X-Files, Friends, Cybill, My-So-Called-Life, Dr. Quinn, Simpsons, Xena, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Leathal Weapon, Pulp Fiction, and many more.
  • - Listen to over 50 funny song parodies in realtime right over your computer: Bought It Up (Windows 95), What If God Smoked Cannabis?, Hand In A Light Socket, and many more from radio morning DJ Bob Rivers.

    • - Over 1700 , jouvenile humor, and other funny stuff.

    This Week

  • lists, madlibs, and more!
  • Automatically creates free Internet April Fools jokes for you to play on a friend. Creates gag web pages or emails: personalized headline news story, inheritance notification, Internet Indecency Committee warning, e-mail addict notice, and more.
  • - On a whim, Patrick Combs deposited into his bank's ATM machine one of those "fake" checks you get in a junk mail letter, never expecting it to get cashed. But, to his surprise, they did cash it. That was only the beginning of his fascinating true story. Hear his amazing saga from beginning to end.
  • - You may be owed unclaimed money by the government. Search the FindCash database of over 11 million names for FREE to see if you name is on the list. This money can come from such sources as old bank accounts, wills, insurance, tax refunds, and previous employeers.
  • - Fill out a short 1 minute online form and get the chance to win free trips to places like Hawaii, Mexico, Jamaica, Paris, Australia and Aruba.
  • - Take a very clever 12 question test to see how smart you are.
  • - Subscribe for free to daily email magazines such as Laff A Day (Jokes), Dear Abby (Advice), Daily Horoscopes, Pet Connection, Entertainment Today, Bizarre News, Wrestling News (WWF, WCW & NWO), Film & TV Quotes, Time Capsules (Significant Events on This Day in History), The Daily Recipe, & Quote of the Day.
  • - A witty, philosophical, "who would win" debate about: Zack Morris vs. Ferris Bueller, Scrooge McDuck vs. Montgomery Burns, Inspector Gadget vs. Maxwell Smart, M.C. Hammer vs. Vanilla Ice, and Michael Meyers vs. Billy Loomis. A new battle is added every 2 weeks.
  • - More than two years ago, an 11 year old named Arthur wrote and published his now famous "Arthur's Child Abuse Homepage." He took the San Diego Family Court to task and he severely criticized a lazy, incompetent, corrupted judge and an infamously evil attorney the court had appointed to represent him and his sister, Megan. His story has appeared on Hard Copy and in the LA Times.
  • - Searches the Internet for movie reviews for the movie of your choice. Usually gives over 50 different reviews to read.
  • - Free mail order catalogs. Over 300 catalogs available: gifts, electronics, sports, travel, clothing, entertainment, hobbies, automotive, and more.
  • - Instant online astrology readings. Free sample reading.
  • - Celebrity Gossip, Interviews, and Entertainment News.
  • - True stories of stupid things people do that got them killed.
  • - Send a free virtual flower bouquet.
  • - Thousands of top 10 lists of web sites in every imaginable category.
  • - Dozens of online test that you can take for free: personality, IQ, emotional states, career, stress, lifestyle, dating, and many others.
  • - read and solve a new mystery on-line weekly. , Checkers, Blackjack, Backgammon, Bridge, Gin, Go Fish, Poker, Fantasy Football, Fantasy Baseball, Stock Market Challenge, and more.
  • calling cards, mouse pads, food, perfumes, magazines, clothing, and more.
  • - Read hundreds of TV and Movie scripts: Seinfeld, X-Files, Friends, Cybill, My-So-Called-Life, Dr. Quinn, Simpsons, Xena, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Leathal Weapon, Pulp Fiction, and many more.
  • - Listen to over 50 funny song parodies in realtime right over your computer: Bought It Up (Windows 95), What If God Smoked Cannabis?, Hand In A Light Socket, and many more from radio morning DJ Bob Rivers.

    • Readers comments

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